Dead people birthday card

Shoot! I was really hoping to add “medium” to my resume. Happy birthday, I guess.

Celebrate the aging process with a 4.25" x 5.5" birthday card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope
Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper
Category: Funny Birthday Card
Card Text: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE. Oh wait, you're just old.